More interestingly, our beloved birdies are telling us that one of the above listed luminaries just happens to have the honor of being on the cover for the next issue (due August 15, or sotheysay). And it’s NOT Paris Hilton! Here’s a hint: The cover boy loves long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and jumping on talk show couches as an act of psychotic love. Also, he was on the cover of every other magazine about a month ago